Random thought

So my wife was out of town the other weekend, so I decided to have an orgy. I thought of the best ways to go about it, and after the women on sex chat lines weren't interested in my requests, I decided to post anonymously on craigslist. I posted a simple request. No midgets, unless they are hot. No one responded. So i decided to hit up the local high school for some fresh talent. You would be surprised how far krispy kreme donuts will get you with the HS security guards....Once again no talent in HS besides some freshman ready to throw down. So i invited the security guards back for some pizza. After our pizza and study session, we decided we should all go for a walk. This lasted till we saw a hobo. This hobo was not real. He was an alien...or just a minority but his skin was different than mine--you can never really tell these days. The aliens name was Muxapowakeeto Johnson. Needless to say, he was large.